Yes friends,

the title doesn't lie. The Big Q Tip; Get out of Gold!.  Here's why.

Scientist have discovered a bacteria that eats toxic, water soluble gold and shats out a pure form of it.  You know, the shit that is going for around 1,668 and oz right now.  If the Illuminate allow this to continue, gold will collapse. So get out of Gold!  Invest in Bacterium, or porn, you know you want to.