Fat Guys – The Big Q Tip
Big Q Tip time once again. It seems there are some women out there who are self conscience about their weight. I realize that it’s hard to believe but it’s true. Well here’s a tip. If you want "no pressure" on your weight, then date a fat guy. We don’t care. Really. Are you giving us love? Then we're fine, eat what you want. That would be a great feeling to have right? No pressure on weight loss. Now if you date some Yabbo that has 2 percent body fat or less, well of course he’ll question you every single time you go for ice cream, or want a second helping of meat loaf. What a tool! A fat guy wouldn’t question it, we’d say; "Pick me up another plate too as long as your up".
Another reason to date a fat guy is the Teddy Bear Syndrome. After Valentines Day TBS should be obvious. How many bins of Teddy Bears were there crowding the aisles? Plenty. You all want a big Teddy Bear, admit it. Well if you date a fat guy, you get a big Teddy Bear with a heart beat. Sure it might be a labored heart beat, but it's a heart beat none the less. If, by chance, you date a fat man with only a little bit of body hair, then get a fur coat for him to wear. You can’t wear fur any longer, it’s not fashionable. Can’t afford a fur coat, then get a furry Snuggie.
Just think what you really want, thin and judgmental, or fat and loyal? No question, fat is where it’s at ladies.
Big Q Tip, Don’t be a door mat, adore fat.